Philly.com reports that Ashley Madison surveyed 52,390 of its female subscribers to find out the retailers that they are most likely to purchase their clothing. As most of us know, women have an insatiable thirst for an endless closet, but Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman points out that “If your spouse suddenly seems more consumed with style and putting outfits together after spending years in sweat pants, that is a telltale sign she could be two-timing.”
The list: (1 being the most likely)
1. Banana Republic
2. J. Crew
3. Macy’s
4. Ann Taylor
5. H&M
6. Bebe
7. Lane Bryant
8. Chico’s
9. Lululemon
10. J.C. Penny
You’d have to be a style expert to be able to use “style spotting” to recognize which woman is more likely to cheat, because we doubt you’d be able to tell the difference between a dress from Banana Republic in comparison to a dress from your neighborhood Target, but you’ll surely take notice if your wife has taken measures to dress sexier, especially when yoga pants accompanied with a hoodie was her go-to ensemble. We want you to notice the difference.
The survey concludes something particularly interesting, though. 12.4% of the cheating women participating in the survey said they returned the items that they had worn during their romp, in which we drew the conclusion that those clothes probably never made it home.
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